Car 54, Where Are You?

Toody and Muldoon encounter obstacles as they prepare to fish for swordfish on a fellow officer's brother-in-law's cruiser.

The 53rd Precinct decides to buy a surprise gift for Sgt. Abrams for 25 years of service.

Toody and his wife attempt to rehabilitate an ex-con by allowing him to board with them.

Muldoon gets a new partner.

A charming lady learns that her apartment is condemned. She uses this charm to manipulate would-be evictors.

The Muldoons board Theresa Tangere in order to keep her out of the public eye. But the normally shy Francis finds her more attractive than he should.

The Precinct tries to uncover a group of car thieves who repaint the cars they steal.

Lucille plays matchmaker to Muldoon and a spinster High School chum.

A gypsy curses Toody when he attempts to expose her theft ring.

The Toodys give their landlord thirty days' notice.

Toody and Muldoon cite Hugh Downs for speeding.

Gunther wishes his wife would be more submissive.

As Department Treasurer, Toody decides to invest the Department's money in the stock market.

Muldoon inadvertently becomes a bank robber.

The Precinct puts on a special Christmas program for their friends and family. The program features songs depicting life at the Precinct rather than Christmas carols.

A broken television set inspires Toody to take up reading.

The Whippoorwills from the 53rd Precinct enter a barbershop quartet contest.

The Chief Inspector judges Toody and Muldoon's performance to be unacceptable. He charges Cpt. Block to change things.

Toody goes undercover with a female police officer and a boy to catch a purse snatcher. When Lucille gets wind of this new assignment, she assumes that her husband leads a double life.

Muldoon panics when he discovers that his height might disqualify him from the force.

An artist gives Toody one of his paintings. Toody doesn't realize its value until it's too late.

One Thursday, Toody and Muldoon persuade the Precinct that today is Friday.

Cpt. Block investigates the success of the Toody-Muldoon partnership.

Tired of being stereotyped as a mama's boy, Muldoon feigns having a hot date at "the hottest club in the Bronx". When his bluff is called by doubting coworkers, he quickly commandeers a puritan family who gets the wrong impression from his weapon!